I have always been there for you. And it won’t ever change. I promised. My knuckles will heal eventually. My love for you has never been hurt though. No reason to heal what hasn’t been broken. Don’t cry. You just have to understand.
I have always been there for you. And it won’t ever change. I promised. My knuckles will heal eventually. My love for you has never been hurt though. No reason to heal what hasn’t been broken. Don’t cry. You just have to understand.
Bad Day at Suicide Rock Normandy, France - Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely, but cut through the hanging rope instead. Freed of the threat of hanging, Mr. LeFevrier plunged into the sea. The sudden plunge into the freezing waters extinguished the flames and apparently made him vomit the poison as well. He was dragged out of the water by witnesses on the beach below the cliff and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.
Did you know that Joseph Hadyn (composer of Messiah) was Beethoven’s (composer of Moonlight Sonata) teacher and a close friend to Mozart (composer of Requiem) ? Now you do, motherfucker. XD
I want one thing in life right now. More than anything. All I want is to find a girl that I can love. I don’t want to fuck around. I want to call a girl beautiful every day of her life and have it never lose any of it’s meaning. I want an angel to take me away. I want somebody to make me happy. I want to make a girl feel beautiful and perfect even for one night. Peace out D-ville.
This subject is still a hot subject of studying among scientists because nobody seems to be able to find the answer. When fat people not having reproductive parts was proved as of last week, a whole new spectrum of questions was released. How do these behemoths create offspring? So far all evidence leans towards something to do with consumption of massive quantities of carbohydrates and calories. These behemoths mass produce off of their intake, which is most likely how the chubby babies come to be. These little chubby creatures that nobody likes. They grow up to be like their behemoth parents. When this question of how comes to be revealed the new question presents itself. Why does all “behemoth chubby” blood types point towards Jewish ancestry?
To Be Continued…
Dear Woman,
Dost thou ravish my eyes to foresee miracles of grand proportionality?
Tis but only words spoken meerly by the heart of a man after thine own.
Ambiguity at the peak of its interest seems to follow the prey of its beauty.
And, Dear Woman, thou hast stolen my heart from my chest compared to the thief sevenfold.
Without the trembling observation mine eyes hath left this crusade unjustified.
But justice is unable to precede the requirements of the justice that is brought with the glimmer in your eyes.
Dear Woman, your eyes tell me a tale of justice to the end of existence.
Pride hath become wrought from my selfish ability to glance at you for the shortest moment.
This moment of the trance that you cast upon my very being.
Dear Woman.
Thou art gorgeous.
Thou art ravishing.
Thou art an angel from mine most inglorious moment.
Thou art a woman of grand proportionality.
I noticed that it doesn’t matter what my title is. My theme makes it look serious and important. Sweet. >.> <3 <.<
I have always told myself that there was not a single thing that I have not told somebody about including all information in my conscience and subconscious. It occurred to me a few days ago that I have things hidden that not a single person on planet Earth knows about me. Damn., I’M KEEPING IT THAT WAY. >.> <3 <.<
